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Useful Quotes - Prayer for the stressed
Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the
wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today
because they got on my nerves and also, help me to be
careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected
to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work
12% On Monday
23% On Tuesday
40% On Wednesday
20% On Thursday
5% On Friday
And help me to remember
When I’m having a bad day and it seems that people
are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack
someone in the mouth.
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