Quotes - homour - Perplexed
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank
filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting
on the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, "What's
up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them.
I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You
should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the
man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at
the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still
in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you
were going to take them to the zoo!"
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and
we had a swell time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."